Sheriff: If the guy comes back here, try to detain him.
Vic: Detain him?
Sheriff: Yeah.
Vic: How?
Sheriff: I don't know! Offer him a cup of coffee or something.
Vic: And then what?
Sheriff: Then, you know, call me! I'll come and arrest him, I guess!
Vic: And in the meantime this French sociopath stabs me and Mike to death!
Mike: Fuck that, man!
Sheriff: Oh, you want my job?
Vic: No, we don't want your job! We just want a little protection!
Sheriff: Protection!
Vic: Yeah!
Sheriff: Protection! Certainty! Assurance! Security!
Vic: Well, yeah. That too, I guess.
Sheriff: You want confidence! A pledge! Safety! Guarantee! Promises! Expectation! Consideration! Sincerity! Selflessness! Intimacy. Attraction. Gentleness. Understanding. An understanding without words. Dependence without resentment. Affection... To belong... Possession... Loss.
Mike: Hey, Sheriff, everything OK at home?
Sheriff: Why do women exist?
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